This is my first post.
Dear Diary,
I started a blog today. It makes me feel good to have one. Its like having a slice of me out there for people to sample. Nothing much happened today. Its the first day in the last four that I havn't been sick, so thats a nice change. In english class there is a really annoying girl who talks all the time, and since she talks about stupid stuff nobody likes her. Well, today she came into class late, and so everybody saw her. She is not what I would call morbidly obese, but she definitely is reminiscent of Psalm 23 where it says, "my cup runneth over" and she does have quite a big belly. And she came in today with a shirt whose bottom didn't meet the top of her pants, and pants whose top didn't quite meet the bottom of her shirt, and so Diary, as you can imagine, there was a gap. And in that gap, straining to get free, was about 15 pounds of flesh that she really doesn't need. Everybody in the class was mildly disgusted, but it was all good. Untill somebody whispered, "Double-stuffed Oreo!" Except they whispered too loudly, the whole class heard, and everybody burst out laughing. It was awkward.
Also, today I found out that my accounting teacher, nice old lady though she is, doens't have any hair. She wears a wig. It is nice to know that. If she ever gives me a bad grade, I will use that over her to make me give her a better one. "But Professor Brown, if you don't change this B to an A, the whole class might find out that you don't have any hair." Muhahahahah
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